tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100854302011-09-30T04:35:01.905-05:00The Pretty Boys’ ClubBye Bye BabyThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.comBlogger5361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-68503550920149316172009-03-09T15:49:00.003-05:002009-03-09T16:25:22.972-05:00Reader, I (Gay) Married HimD: Ok ok ok we're lameD: We were trying to wrap this upD: But the thing that was stopping us stopped us againD: Our terrible secretG: It's not exactly... I wouldn't call it... anywayD: So you remember ages ago? GoodD: Well I sorta maybe went to LondonG: Only after I came over to see you firstD: And we kinda, you know, "did it"D: With each otherD: NakedlyG: A lotD: And that was all good and fine The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-90105648374243966632009-01-19T11:57:00.006-06:002009-01-19T15:11:08.822-06:00InaugurationG: Yes, so Damien was writing a screenplayG: And, ahG: Well, he was very busyG: And then Nick saidG: Well what I thought he said wasD: OK, ok, okD: Save it for the inauguration, FavreauD: AhemD: So I was writing the Pretty Boys Movie Script…D: (Starring Robert Pattinson and Chris Evans)…The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-74540584781803499802009-01-13T14:11:00.015-06:002009-01-13T14:39:41.169-06:00FlipD: Who starts?G: It was your ideaD: We could flip for it?G: I'll do it, I don't careD: You don't care?G: I don't mind I meanD: FineG: GoodD: Christmas is comingG: UghThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-22313050533392606652009-01-12T15:09:00.003-06:002009-01-12T15:26:18.670-06:00SureD: Woh, talk about a spreadG: Legs!D: Yeah and the second one is totallyD: OK I CANT DO IT!!!G: ?D: We have to tell themD: We have to tell them, you knowD: The truthG: Are you sure?D: Yes, I think I amG: If you're sure?D: No I am I amG: Ok thenD: Ok thenD: ......The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-77362243901991650582009-01-08T16:18:00.005-06:002009-01-08T16:36:10.614-06:00ConvoyG: That's a very eclectic group of photosD: Yeah well, these are very uncertain timesD: I meanD: Does one go for hot guys on the beach on in a park?D: Answer = bothG: You. Convoy. Middle East. Now.The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-17491147052974434532009-01-06T02:14:00.013-06:002009-01-06T15:43:14.873-06:00Text You Cannot SeeD: Woh what happened to the text in our first post?G: I don't knowG: It's some glitch with new BloggerD: Aww, our lovely readersD: We leave them FOR MONTHSD: And first post backD: We set them one more hurdle to leap overD: Text you cannot seeD: And they do, they leap - like a gazetteG: Erm?D: Bravo dear reader, bravo G: I'll change itD: No don'tD: It's kinda wonderfulThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-57860735928523304192009-01-04T06:14:00.001-06:002009-01-04T06:29:01.220-06:00Humanly
G: So where have we been?
D: Where haven't we been??
G: You're going to drag this out
G: As long as humanly possible aren't you?
D: I've been starved of attention FOR MONTHSThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-55025086441092823582009-01-01T01:00:00.000-06:002009-01-01T01:00:01.046-06:00We're Back
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The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-13688879302763052282008-07-08T16:31:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:54:13.964-06:00The ScriptG: I never thought I'd say thisG: But it's… goodG: I… liked… itG: Better than thatG: The part when "Dean" comes over to England and they…D: Yeah, it's not working for usD: We're in the middle of major rewritesD: Nick is going to tail youD: Nick?N: YoD: Tail GabeN: YoThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33257273471232249712008-06-24T15:23:00.008-05:002008-12-11T03:54:22.146-06:00FinishedG: OKG: FinishedD:G:D:G: A slow reader huh?D: I@M LIKE A HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-81984692294739645382008-05-17T09:51:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:23.420-06:00NDAD: So I think we’re doneD: We have a script!G: Can I read it?D: Um, yeah I guessD: Just, well, I'll need to ask you to signD: a little non-disclosure agreementD: No biggieD: It's just standard practiceG: "The Recipient agrees to use Confidential Information solely for the Purpose, to use all possible means to maintain the Confidential Information and not to get up in the ass of the aforementionedThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-19439660270452312712008-04-27T13:56:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:25.855-06:00ManpowerD: Well, you know, there's NickD: What can I say about Nick?D: He's a great kid, he's working hardD: But I just feltD: We needed a little more manpowerD: A little more juiceD: A tad more G: OK, I get itD: (p.s Happy Bday G-Spot!!)The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-87986196401846024302008-04-20T13:34:00.004-05:002008-04-20T13:47:06.843-05:00EnablerG: Right, I'm still avoiding youG: But I just wanted to get this off my chestG: I've had a realisationG: I'm an "enabler" G: When you do or say somethingG: I reactG: And in doing so I "energise the situation"G: So yes, this stops now, todayG: But I wanted to show you this videoD: Oh OK thanksG: My pleasureD: Hehe, the video's funnyG: WHAT TEAM IN INDIA???The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33911612418589848252008-04-07T15:46:00.002-05:002008-12-11T03:54:26.854-06:00Team in IndiaD: Why are you harassing one of my writers?G: What? I'm the aggrievedG: Hang onG: One of?G: How many writers do you have?D: Well, there's me, Nick of courseD: The Team in IndiaD: So about 46ishThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-89679574504465406452008-04-05T05:48:00.003-05:002008-04-05T06:00:26.790-05:00StimulusG:N: ...G:N: ><>< G:N: hlkhlkhjlkhlkhjG:G: Nick, what are you doing?N:N: Just you know researchN: Seeing how your character reactsN: To stimulus and shitG: DAMIEN!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-48080339987021723642008-03-27T09:42:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:27.558-06:00Evil PossessedD: AnywaysD: Can't chatty chat longD: This movie script won't write itselfN: Not unless it was an evil possessed movie scriptD: Hey keep the big ideas for the writing room mister!N: You're the bossG: SeriouslyG: Have there been nerve bomb attacks in the US or something?The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-3920903382688683072008-03-26T03:55:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:29.037-06:00A CreditG: So what have you written before?D: Oh Nick's done a ton of stuffD: He has a credit on The PacifierG: Really?D: Yeah, they just haven't put it on IMDB yetG: Didn't that film come out ages ago?N: I was working this joint in LAN: When who comes in but Vin DieselN: And I go to himN: Hey Vinny, you should remake that Kindergarten CopN: True storyD: Isn't he great?G: I've changed my mindG: I think The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-38280435770619425012008-03-23T04:25:00.007-05:002008-12-11T03:54:31.637-06:00Written in CodeN: At first I was allN: Is this for real?N: But then I realized the advert was written in codeN: The confusion it createdN: Was only a well crafted subterfugeD: Isn't he great?G: Believe me NickG: That sense of confusion doesn't ever really go awayThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-16874169873360105312008-03-22T07:58:00.003-05:002008-12-11T03:54:34.366-06:00Mocked My DreamsD: Nick answered my ad on CraiglistD: AhemD: "Do you have a talent for writing? Are your friends and colleagues always undermining your talents? Wouldn't you like to turn around to them and say "You mocked my dreams and now look at me! I'm a millionaire movie maker! EAT THAT JERKBAIT!" If so, contact me today."G: Oh brotherThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-65082156263808228362008-03-21T04:30:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:36.419-06:00Writing PartnerD: NickD: My writing partnerG: Stop saying writing partner!D: Co-author thenG: Aghh!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-27293181787590686882008-03-19T18:18:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:38.701-06:00Unnamed PBC ProjectG:G:G: I'm sorry what?D: My writing partnerD: NickN: Hey manG: You have a writing partner?D: Yes and we have a lot to get through soG: What are you writing?D: At this stage it's an unnamed PBC ProjectN: We have some ideas for the nameN: But you know at this stage we're keeping them under wrapsG: Oh well that seems…G: WHO IS NICK???The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-6097725614430087622008-03-16T11:24:00.003-05:002008-12-11T03:54:39.299-06:00Vanity FairG: OK I'm inG: I want an Oscar!G: I want to go to the Vanity Fair Party!G: I want to snog Javier Bardem!!1!G: WAAAAAANT!!!D: Gabe I'd like to introduce you to my writing partner NickN: Hi GabeG: The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-64487167373039956692008-03-15T04:54:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:40.214-06:00I'm WritingG: HiD: Yeah hi I'm writingG: Um okG: How much have you done?D: I think the question is how much haven't I done!G: So how much haven't you done?D:D: Grow up GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-41849263320847144722008-03-13T17:10:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:41.747-06:00On My OwnG: What will it be about?D: No, I'm going to write it on my ownD: I do everything else on my own anywayG:G:D: Oh grow up GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-1004024274893298502008-03-12T18:31:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:43.852-06:00The Big OldG: I'd be great in front of the ExecsG: I'd wow themG: Give them the big old wow factorG: Wow with a capital WOW and a smidge of Woo!G: And then the big Finish!!!D: Yeah... we'll call youThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-54891946115318901452008-03-11T17:43:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:45.024-06:00PitchesD: I really think we should write a movie scriptD: How many Club movies have there been already?D: Breakfast, Babysitters, FightD: Where are all the pretty boys in that equation huh???G: Emilio Estevez, Christian Oliver, Brad PittD:D:D: Right thereD: That's why I'm not taking you to any pitchesThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-73648727223303602592008-03-01T18:21:00.007-06:002008-12-11T03:54:46.587-06:00Hipster-Hating A-CrowdsD: Didn't we already do a "gone wild" schtick?G: Well, yesG: But in this series of pics "Photographer Brian Finke infiltrates various hipster-hating A-crowds (i.e. frat boys and cheerleaders) for a hilariously poetic look at social hierarchies."G: And in one of the photosG: You can totally see the guys happy wandThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-22776737090185102202008-02-28T16:18:00.002-06:002008-02-28T16:30:56.627-06:00VaginarologistG: This vid was sent in by Matty:"These are some of the best scenes from a Scottish show, Tinsel Town, which included a gay love story between 37 year-old police officer Jack Donnelly (Paul Hickey) and 17 year-old school boy Ryan Taylor (David Paisley). Paisley is the pretty boy of course.Jack didn't know just how young Ryan was the first time they hooked up, and Ryan approached Jack.David The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-81598088903607578672008-02-23T14:01:00.007-06:002008-12-11T03:54:47.561-06:00Round 2G: So those ones were easy huh?G: Try these on for size!D: Wait, are these all still Disney characters?D: Because I think I've seenD: That last guy in Brazilian Boners 3D: Just sayinThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-65653019809163531032008-02-22T07:34:00.006-06:002008-12-11T03:54:48.455-06:00Prize If You Can Name Them AllG: Maybe we could do an animated film?D: Um, these pics are kinda wrongG: I knowG: I can't stop looking at Aladdin's crotchG: It's like I'm 9 years old all over again...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-24704711312113089482008-02-20T14:35:00.000-06:002008-12-11T03:54:49.493-06:00Write a MovieD: You know the writer of JunoD: Is a blogger?G: No I did notD: Well she isD: And she's like totally rich nowG: Wait for it...D: Hey - maybe we should write a movie!G: There you goThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-19243283921090412052008-02-14T15:06:00.005-06:002008-12-11T03:54:51.529-06:00PlummetedD: We have a reader's questionG: Woo!D: AhemD: "what's your guy's secret? do you rehearse what you put on the blog? or do you just chat randomly on messenger until you find something funny to put in."D: You wanna answer this one?G: Dear readerG: You might have noticedG: That the quality of funny hereG: Has plummeted since the Writers' StrikeG: Coincidence??D: OK, that's enough ColumboThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33927408145832474382008-02-05T16:30:00.000-06:002008-02-07T17:13:43.031-06:00Add Baby OilD: OKD: So how did you hurt your ankle?G: Well by the the time you add baby oilG: And alcohol to the proceedingsG: It's really only a matter of timeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-82705087199918673832008-02-04T16:06:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:54:54.192-06:00Left Foot BlueD: OKD: ObligsD: GoG: Christmas with the boyfG: New Years in CornwallG: Twisted my ankle playing twisterD: Is that last one for reals?G: Left foot blue DamienG: Left. Foot. Blue.The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-60496507745220176422008-02-01T11:15:00.000-06:002008-12-11T03:54:54.904-06:00Because You LoveD: Can I just draw your attentionD: To the banner on the rightD: Playgirl:D: Because You Love CockG: Says it all reallyD: Well they've done their market researchD: I'll give them thatThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-23094943193164695012008-01-30T11:58:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:54:56.126-06:00Not DeadD: WE'RE NOT DEAD BEEOTCHESG: Yeah!G: Pretty Bois 4 Evas!!!!!1!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-10345267782881088372007-12-24T06:57:00.000-06:002008-12-11T03:54:56.298-06:002Damien00Damien8G: Have a great Christmas everyone!D: Woo!D: 2Damien00Damien8!!G: Um, what?D: Just that, next yearD: It's gonna be a good oneD: I can feel itG: What, how?D: Well, it's got my name written all over itG: ...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-55058041845241322712007-12-11T15:37:00.000-06:002007-12-12T15:35:51.601-06:00Guy # 3G: Craig is neither too shortG: Nor too tallG: Too fat or too thinG: He's a great guy is CraigG: Yes with him you will grinD: Yeah, umD: Points for poetryD: But I knew a Craig onceD: And he was a total buttD: Not in a good way eitherThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-36069990372836204992007-12-06T11:49:00.000-06:002008-12-11T03:54:58.846-06:00Guy # 2G: Him?D: OK, he’s tallD: I’ll give him thatG: Medically he’s a giantD: I don’t knowD: He’d be all “vertically superior” to meG: Is that even a thing?D: It is nowG: *sighs*The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-61774179980157398192007-12-04T16:19:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:55:00.324-06:00Guy # 1G: I have a contenderG: He's half Italian, half IrishD: Interesting mix, keep talkingG: He travelled around Europe a few years backG: And works in advertising nowD: Let me see...D: Way too short!D: Next!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-46273524023479514802007-11-25T17:22:00.000-06:002008-12-11T03:55:02.543-06:00Modelling SchoolG: Hi, thanks for coming inD: No problemG: So we're all really excitedG: We loved your polaroidsG: There's just one thingG: How do you feel about wearing a stupid green wig?D: HmmmnD: Well, I dunnoD: At Modelling school they suggestedD: Against wearing stupid colored wigsG: We'll let you keep it after the shoot...D: Throw in some stupid yellow gloves?G: Kid, it's a deal!G: This has been a PBC The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-53350391776253522442007-11-20T12:20:00.000-06:002007-11-20T12:31:41.822-06:00Whittled DownG: OK, I've been looking on some "dating" sitesG: I think I've whittled down a listD: Hit meD: *Reads*D: "Hobbies: World War 2 Model airplanes"D: ????G: Hey - beggars can't be choosersD: He's glued a propeller to his toupee in one photo...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-92057796906166875022007-11-14T15:44:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:55:03.442-06:00Off-SetG: And how have I become responsibleG: For finding you a date?D: BecauseD: You're in a relationshipD: You have to off-setD: All the smug couple tax by doing good deedsD: For your newly single friendsD: It's the lawG: Smug couple tax?D: Don't question Economics, GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-81578106934813305462007-11-12T14:56:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:55:04.832-06:00BuzzD: So how we gonna do this?G: I'm glad you askedG: First we'll hit them with the press releaseG: Then once we have some initial buzzG: TV ads, interactive billboardsG: And the second guest slot on Jonathan RossD: Half of me knowsD: You're being sarcasticD: And the other half thinks that's not a dumb ideaD: I mean, how cute is this Jonathan Ross guy?D: I could be a guest slot?The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-4507823467999849552007-11-11T14:02:00.001-06:002008-12-11T03:55:06.111-06:00Change of HeartG: What brought the change of heart?D: Well, you knowD: High School Musical and Chunky MonkeyD: Can only fill the void in your life for so long...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-6361115504803773322007-11-10T17:31:00.000-06:002007-11-10T17:51:55.556-06:00Perfectly LiberalG: Hey, listen to this:G: "In a perfectly liberal economic system, some people accumulate considerable fortunes; others molder in unemployment and poverty. In a perfectly liberal sexual system, some people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude."D: OK!!D: I'll do it already!!!!D: I'll start dating!!G: Touched a nerve, huh?D: I AM READY TO LOVE The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-588919849734606012007-10-29T18:04:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:07.322-06:00Back in the GameG: Yes, start dating againG: For everyones sakeG: Get back in the gameG: Back on that horseG: Back in the slingG: WhicheverThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-37708954217294576722007-10-28T17:25:00.000-05:002007-10-28T17:28:42.500-05:00Man of MoralsD: So what are you suggesting?D: That I whore myself out?G: Something like thatD: Gabe, unlike youD: I am a man of moralsD: So when does the pornD: Start on this video then?The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-75136200319422598172007-10-18T12:48:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:08.985-06:00To SchoolG: I'm seriousD: UmD: OKD: I see we're takingD: The "tough love bus"D: to school today then...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-40613580436370335902007-10-17T15:47:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:10.472-06:00Whine Fest '07G: OK that's itD: What?G: I am officially SICK TO DEATHG: Of hearing you whinge all the timeG: You broke up 6 months agoG: You're singleG: You're youngG: GET ON WITH YOUR LIFEG: And stop with this self indulgent whine fest '07G: Or I am going to come across to AmericaG: Find where you live G: And give you a good hard smackD: It was only four months agoG: Aghh!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-7470838403135661432007-10-15T15:36:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:11.671-06:00No One Told MeD: OK, I'm going to die aloneG: What happened this time?D: NothingD: I am just, most probably going to die singleG: WowG: No one told meG: We'd started Maudlin Mondays alreadyThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-54912103991798971852007-09-29T05:07:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:13.186-06:00Social ResponsibilityD: I never knew we were so political!G: Prettiness is a social responsibilityD: Yeah well, I'm doing my part...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-61955476014070392262007-09-26T10:43:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:20.071-06:00Punch on the FaceG: I was sorting throughG: Some old mail and found this -"I am seriously very confused. The title you have for your web blog does not match what is in there. I am from California, and if you were to call one of these muscly dudes 'pretty' here, you would get a punch on the face. So if I were you, I would change the title of that blog, or put pictures of actually 'pretty' men. I don't mean to bashThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-28874474650211282692007-09-24T16:21:00.000-05:002007-09-24T16:34:12.209-05:00Speed RacerD: WohG: What?D: Speed Racer was a lot gayer than I rememberThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-65179232576715369052007-09-23T15:14:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:21.681-06:00Celebrity in FranceG: It's a good SundayG: When we get an emailG: From a French photographerG: Offering us hunky picsD: Are we big in France or something?D: We het a heapa mail from themD: Am I like a celebrity in France now?G:G:G: YesD: Are you just telling me what I want to hear?G:G: NoD: That's ok thenThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-4977499478940474212007-09-17T16:39:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:24.159-06:00Dieux du StadeG: Here's the new Dieux du Stade calendar! D: Oh wow, has it been a whole year already?G: I know, time fliesD: Hmmm... not so sure about the bondage themeG: But they're naked stillD: Yes, I'll give them that G ShockD: I'll give them thatThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-8150141815605494372007-09-10T16:32:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:25.212-06:00Learning JuiceG: So, um, drinking a bit these days huh?D: What's a little learning juice between friends...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-69503556133270742552007-09-09T17:15:00.000-05:002007-09-09T17:35:03.212-05:00SundayitusG: How do you cure Sundayitus?D: 2 parts whiskey, 1 part porn...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33795338762394450752007-09-06T12:07:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:26.249-06:00Dang BirdG: It's been a long timeG: Since we've had a picture puzzle G: I think it has to do with isolation in societyG: How modern technologyG: makes us emotionally crippledD: Well I think he was allD: Man, these pants are tightD: I better ring SteveD: But not before killing that dang bird firstD: And stretching my hams on the 5 inchG: Quite a literal interpretationD: I sees what I seesThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-20810575041219620632007-09-03T16:58:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:28.314-06:00CorrectG: What song am I humming?G:G:D: If it's Good Morning BaltimoreD: I'm going to have to kill youD: You've been singing it all weekD: And every time you mention itD: I start singing it tooD: All. Day.D: I'm freakin serious GabeG:G: D: It's Good Morning Baltimore isn't it?G: Correct!G: Ten PointsD: UghThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-52469390150398120042007-08-24T17:19:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:29.886-06:00*Hugz* D: It's weird being single againD: You know the one thing I miss?G: Borrowing all his clothes?D: Apart from thatG: Eating all his food?D: No, noD: I miss having someoneD: Just one person out thereD: Who has to be nice to youG: Aw Damien *hugz* G: Now get back in the kitchenG: And finish scrubbing those floors The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-58998367577564849252007-08-21T16:45:00.000-05:002007-08-21T16:56:51.247-05:00Equine FriendG: Ah the seventiesG: When nothing but a red leather genital pouchG: Stood between youG: And the sweet sweet lovingG: of your equine friendD: I have those boots in a chisel toe The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-84464253338170747892007-08-20T16:38:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:32.699-06:00Ribena D: I likeD: That while I was awayD: People were allD: "Your blog sucks!"D: Like all blogsD: Should naturally be written by two peopleD: That they're readingD: Perez or somethingD: And they're likeD: "He's goodD: But he really could doD: with some witty counter point..."G: Sorry I knocked over my glass of RibenaG: What were you saying?D: Oh nevermindThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-77754650330045933952007-08-14T15:28:00.000-05:002007-08-14T15:45:03.058-05:00Hot Naked Guys OKG: Hang onG: "Three people in the relationship"G: ?D: Oh, well he was kinda jealous of youD: I s'poseD: He was always likeD: "What do you guys talk about all the time?"D: And I was likeD: "Hot naked guys okD: What you're like my Dad now??"G: And to thinkG: He broke up with youD: I know GD: It's a frickin mixed up worldThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-16185538800723012752007-08-07T17:15:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:35.185-06:00Three PeopleD: The dumping was kinda complicatedD: But it involved someone elseG: You cheated on him?D: No doofusD: Although Ford was neverD: Exactly ecstatic about this blogD: He said there wereD: Three people in our relationshipG: I forget he was named after a carD: And conceived in oneG: I find that a little oddD: It's more common than you thinkD: There was a girl at my schoolD: Called Chevrolet The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-52062848678861352022007-08-02T16:41:00.000-05:002007-08-02T16:46:30.987-05:00Dumpster Full of Broken GlassD: OK so I was dumpedD: From a great heightD: Into, like a dumpster full of broken glassD: And knivesD: But I can talk about it nowD: Because I have distanceG: How did he dump you?G: D?D: I'm sorryD: I said I wouldn't cryD: I said I wouldn't cryD: Breathe Damien, breatheThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-77602546791398030172007-07-30T17:09:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:36.571-06:00The UsualG: Stop changing the subjectG: I want to hear about what's been going onD: Well D: Nothing much reallyD: The usualD: Ya know... stuff G: I'll email your sisterD: OK I'll tell!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-52872507995206865052007-07-25T17:26:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:37.492-06:00It's Kind OfG: An Lolgay isD: Yes?G: Well an Lolgay is...G: It's kind ofG: Lolgays areG: UmG: Look over thereG: It's James Marsden in a thong!D: That's not going to work a third time GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-31910138067375802742007-07-23T17:14:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:39.579-06:00God's Green EarthG: SoG: Tell me everythingD: WaitG: What?D: Look at all the pretty boysD: I have missed them you knowD: And I thinkD: No, I believe it in my heartD: That they have missed me tooG: Well as their spokesmanG: We're glad to have you backD: Just one little thing GG: Yes?D: What on God's green Earth is a FREAKIN LOLGAY?!??!?The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-10909902915353028842007-07-14T16:55:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:40.455-06:00Seven SleepsD: YoG: Hey!!!!G: Hey its you!!G: You wentG: You went and I was aloneG: And then it got tricky and I wentG: You went away too long!!!!G: No went long time next ok?D: HaD: Ok I thinkG: So how are you?D: Good. A lot has happened.D: I want to tell you everythingD: But I'm going away tomorrow for a weekG: You're coming back though right?D: Yeah I amG: So I'll see you in a week?D: Yeah you willG: The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-30622509332769128792007-06-19T10:52:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:40.552-06:00Origin Story Part 4G: My plan?G: To lure Damien onto messengerG: And give him a taste of his own medicineG: Some max strength anitihistamean if you willG: But when he logged onG: A strange thing happenedG: He was funnyG: And not exactly horribleG: And we becameG: FriendsG: I know that doesn't make a very good end to the storyG: But that's what happenedG: Real life doesn't always haveG: The best punch linesG: Does The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-42732266031342523412007-06-17T10:03:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:41.763-06:00Origin Story Part 3G: I avoided him to be honestG: I thought he was just another loud American (sryz!)G: Throwing his ideas around (not 2 sterotypz k!!)G: He would post a responseG: Engineered to wind me upG: Make fun of my grammar (rich I knos)G: And call meG: Princess CrumpetinaG: Now nobody calls me Princess CrumpetinaG: And gets away with (cept my mum lol)G: I had to teach this Damien a lessonG: A lesson he The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-60627385445262367712007-06-13T11:17:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:43.633-06:00Origin Story Part 2G: 2004 was also the year I sufferedG: My first major Buffy withdrawlG: I started watching back to back AngelG: And also frequented a few of the forumsG: It was light weight stuff to begin withG: Debates on the best Big BadG: Longwinded discussions about the pretext ofG: Misogyny disguised as pseudo feminisimG: Kids stuffG: But there was this one guyG: Who took things a little more...G: How shallThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-47417377796768285722007-06-12T15:35:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:45.869-06:00Origin StoryG: I thoughtG: As the natives are getting restlessG: I might distract you with the storyG: Of how D and I metG: The year is 2004G: The International Year of RiceG: Janet Jackson had just shocked the world with her boobyG: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is releasedG: And Arsenal loses for the first time in 49 league gamesG: Little did two young menG: On either side of the AtlanticG: KnowThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-76118618713915200712007-06-11T11:13:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:47.354-06:00A Good SignG: I got an email from Damien over the weekendG: He says he's fineG: Thanks for all the mailG: He was pretty vague about stuffG: And didn't say when he'd be backG: But his tone seemed happierG: He called me a butt pirate tooG: Which is a very good signThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-81117919116034773392007-06-06T17:02:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:49.431-06:00Not TodayG: There's going to come a timeG: Where these start to get oldG: But that days not today!!1!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-43544042513609342042007-06-05T16:16:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:51.233-06:00Say It AgainG: I've said it beforeG: But I'll say it againG: Woo LEGS! :PThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-65235811728876902902007-06-03T16:22:00.000-05:002007-06-04T16:50:59.784-05:00Wardobe Malfunctionhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25jjo_fashionG: I had a wardobe malfunction onceG: Let's just sayG: If you were playing badmintonG: At the Barbican about a year agoG: And kept seeing a young guyG: Bend down to pick up his shuttlecockG: And in the processG: Expose his, well, "shuttles"G: I cannot apologise enoughThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-27685400758246178392007-06-02T14:21:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:55:56.432-06:00!!1!G: ROLF!!1!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-83258769315446704382007-05-31T18:15:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:55:59.082-06:00LOLGayzG: I am so into this site right nowG: I've even made my own homageG: I don't have a cat thoughG: So I had to improvise...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-35793412473795865922007-05-29T15:12:00.000-05:002007-05-29T16:39:37.571-05:00Juan Fan ClubG: I get a bit scaredG: By the Juan fan clubG: To be honestG: The whole alter ego thing's a bit Dr Jekyll / Mr HydeG: Except with bitchinessG: Replacing the murderous tendenciesG: Which is either better / worseG: Depending on how you look at itThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-54936094006891861112007-05-28T11:13:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:04.505-06:00Greater Geographical KnowledgeG: It's about hereG: Damien would make a joke about being able to seeG: Their braziliansG: And then I would say something likeG: If you look carefullyG: You can make out their ManausG: My joke being technically superiorG: Relying on a greater geographical knowledgeG: But he'd probably not get itG: And call me a butt pirate or somethingG: YepG: That's what would usually happen The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-8583098046386202332007-05-27T11:41:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:56:04.615-06:00Left the BuildingD: Hey I'm gonna have to take some time offD: I just feel a bit, you knowD: Just can't be dealing with allD: The naked pretty boys right nowG: No problem, take as long as you wantD: So I'll catch you laterG: Any timeD: SeeyaG: ByeG: Look after yourselfG: okG: Damien has left the buildingThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-72612520844485498872007-05-25T11:10:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:04.803-06:00I Know It DoesG: How's your head?D: FineD: Just so ya knowD: I don't really do remorseG: No remorse requiredG: I just wanted to say hiG: And if you wanted to talk about anyG: Boyfriend related issues for exampleG: That I'm all earsD: WellD: ThanksG: PleasureD: Gabe?G: Yes?D: My head hurtsG: Yeah I know it doesThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-15525898301232508672007-05-24T18:15:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:05.886-06:00OKG: HiD: How are are youD: I mean really?G: Um, I'm goodD: That's fantasticxG: Um, is everything ok?D: everythings fantasticD: except i think were breaking upD: But its nothinG: Are you drunk?G: What time is it over there?D: I gottta goG: okG: ByeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-58780641795654314432007-05-22T16:37:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:08.658-06:00Powerful EnemyD: I think we've postedD: A few of these pics beforeD: DOUBLE POST!!D: DOUBLE POST!!G: If you kind find the offending picturesG: I will happily replace themD: I can't find themD: You've made a powerful enemy todayD: Gabriel WingerThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-3345940857974563862007-05-20T16:38:00.000-05:002007-05-20T16:46:55.878-05:00Unconcious In Some AlleyD: This is my LIFED: I meanD: How many times have I beenD: Unconcious in some alleyD: Only to wake up and fall in loveD: With the super hunky doctor??D: It's like they LOOKED INSIDE MY BRAING: I used to have a barbie doll called Gertrude onceThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-22538672838745511132007-05-17T16:08:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:09.707-06:00Hormonal MenG: I had this disgusting thought todayD: Hit me G: What if guys got the periodG: Instead of women?G: I mean, mens' public toilets are bad enoughG: I went into one today and it was horribleG: But imagine menstrual blood all over the placeG: Because men wouldn't be organisedG: And have tamponsG: So you'd have all these hormonal men walking roundG: Bleeding bucketloads over everything G: Damien?D: The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-8720740972092600232007-05-16T10:42:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:10.258-06:00Lacan's Mirror StageD: What the Charles Dickens is going on here??G: These are "staged narratives"G: of the Lacan's mirror stageD: G: It's the point in infant development whenG: the child recognizes he/she is an actual individualG: and not his/her MumG: It's fascinatingD:D: AnywayD: Here's a man being gored by a bullThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-54925047842606567902007-05-13T16:16:00.000-05:002007-05-15T03:00:24.629-05:00Franchisehttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfxf_broadway-bares-highlight-reelD: Disney is sure pushing the limitsD: with its High School Musical franchiseD: I'll give 'em thatG: Erm...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-34809667461411664502007-05-08T16:53:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:11.977-06:00I'm a CharityG: How's that sister of yours?D: Apparently she wants to beD: An Aid Worker or something nowD: I'm likeD: Get over your Western guilt complex alreadyD: And while you're at it, send me some moneyD: I'm a charity lady!!G: Are you guys biological siblings?D: Apparently but I have my doubts...The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-57932250043515290622007-05-02T11:11:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:13.560-06:00Swap BoyfriendsD: So how is Johnny Jim Bag anyways?G: He's goodG: How's Ford?D: Just dandyG: You want to swap boyfriends for a while?D: OK!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-76556152813340346692007-04-30T11:15:00.000-05:002007-04-30T11:22:21.119-05:00Stop. Watching.G: WowG: That guy has hair like Amy WinehouseD: Can't. Stop. Watching. Them. Running.The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-10879640406608286742007-04-28T07:06:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:16.197-06:00Dim SumD: How was it?G: John took me for dim sumG: It was all very refinedD: Really?D: Wow, OKD: G String, I think you're growing upG: Then we hit the tequilaG: And I woke up this morningG: With salt all up my arm :(D: Drunk oldD: Salty old G StringThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-78431174097030468022007-04-25T08:13:00.001-05:002007-04-25T08:40:07.054-05:00Freakin GayapaloozaD: SheeshD: What's with all the birthdays in April??D: It's a freakin GayapaloozaG: Is "freakin" your word of the week or something?D: Well yahD: That and Gayapalooza...D: Freakin word naziThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-64805359998967432162007-04-23T10:26:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:17.949-06:00Showing OffD: It's all you, you, youD: With the diabetesD: And the showing offD: What about me huh?D: What about MEG: Oh and it's my birthday on FridayD: Gabe Quitit!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-14913007223210580982007-04-20T08:56:00.000-05:002007-04-20T09:01:01.350-05:00Shave My LegsG: At the end of the dayG: I'm still a normal guyG: Just like our friend here in this vidG: I get upG: And shave my legsG: One leg at a timeG: Diabetes doesn't change thatD: Doesn't changeD: That you're a freakin goofball eitherThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-84378320195722881302007-04-18T16:29:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:19.103-06:00WackyD: Do you have to shoot up and stuff?G: Insulin you mean? yesD: What happens if you don't?G: Well I dieG: Or go into a comaG: You never can tell with that wacky ol' diabetes!D: What if you're on a shipD: That gets hit by an icebergD: And then you're in a life boatD: And you forgot to bring your man bagD: Which has all your insulin in it??G: Since when do I have a man bag?D: Just answer the The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-61249770223386618222007-04-17T16:54:00.000-05:002008-12-11T03:56:22.645-06:00Possibly Not KnowD: I didn't know you spoke FrenchG: There's a lot about me you don't knowD: Like what, huh?D: After all this timeD: What could I possibly not know about you???G: Well, I'm diabeticD: D: OKD: That's actually impressiveThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-1503660340121962702007-04-16T11:12:00.000-05:002007-04-16T11:25:00.580-05:00VwalahD: We just had an emailD: From a fan who would like to seeD: More black men on PBCD: So, as the french sayD: Vwalah!!!!G: Oh mon dieu... :( The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6