D: We are in some gay blog competition
D: A gay blog competition
D: People are voting
D: And we're LOSING
D: So my blog friends
D: You must go here and click on "vote now!"
D: And vote for US
D: We can't let that homo Outsports blog win
D: Lovers of soft porn must triumph
D: Over mildly athletic homosexuals
D: Are you with me brothers!!!?!!?
G: Seriously, what?