D: Thanks to All American Guys for the pic
G: If this was from All English Guys, he'd have a beer belly and be smoking a fag
D: Language Gabe!
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G: How did you find your flatmate?
G: I don't know what any of those words mean
D: Dope, you got' get connected
G: You know I hate it when you Gangsta speak
G: That's not even very good
D: This is a shout out to all dem homies!
G: Ok, fine
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 12:07 PM
18 February 2006
G: I saw one
D: How was it?
G: It wasn't that it was small, although it was, or that the ceilings were low, which they were, it was the overpowering sense of loneliness the abode communicated, as if on the brink of some lost chasm betwixt love and comfort, and anyone who entered found themselves dangling, helpless, over the very same precipice for always and a day.
D: So when do you move in?
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 7:17 AM
17 February 2006
G: I'm looking for a place
G: I can only afford a flat in a really dodgy area
G: In one of those group rabbit warren share places
D: But think of the fun you'll have!
D: The smell of mildew and old socks
D: The random midnight banging next door
D: All your food mysteriously disappearing from the fridge
D: And you'll have your own place
D: To rest your head at night
D: Think how cool that'll be!!!
G: I wonder if it's too late to join the Navy
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 2:14 PM
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D: Do you have friends you could stay with?
G: I guess
G: We have Sky TV here though, and I have my room and my stuff - and food I like
G: None of my friends have all that
D: It was scary when I left home, but what you lose in comfort you gain in dignity
D: You have nothing to fear, except fear itself
D: End quote
G: Or maybe I could make Mum and Dad move out instead!
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 5:29 PM
09 February 2006
08 February 2006
D: What's 13,898 x 24?
D: I spent years learning stupid algebra and calculus
D: and for what?
G: It's supposed to make you smarter
D: Well it obviously didn't work
G: What were you trying to work out anyway?
D: Just how many boys I'd like to butter the muffin with before I die
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 4:34 PM
07 February 2006
G: No we haven't
D: I mean, look at this guy - what, is he like perfect or something?
G: Um, I think we might have lost our touch
D: Or is the hat wearing him?
G: Your sisters Ken doll?
D: Alright, my Ken doll
D: My sister gave him to me as long as I promised not to steal Barbie's clothes again to dress him up in
Posted by The Pretty Boys at 3:47 PM