D: This guy I'm seeing
D: Wants us to go "steady"
D: Only I haven't been seeing any one else
D: But that leads me to think that he must have been
D: So now I'm pissed
D: And I might break up with him
D: But then I kind of like him
D: Really, I'm all over the place
G: Have you had a lot of coffee today?
D: Caffeine helps numb the pain