G: I'm looking for a place
G: I can only afford a flat in a really dodgy area
G: In one of those group rabbit warren share places
D: But think of the fun you'll have!
D: The smell of mildew and old socks
D: The random midnight banging next door
D: All your food mysteriously disappearing from the fridge
D: And you'll have your own place
D: To rest your head at night
D: Think how cool that'll be!!!
G: I wonder if it's too late to join the Navy