30 November 2005

Blond Guy Wednesday


Damien: Man, I've had a week
Gabe: Well, let the bondes make it all better...

Better

We think we know waht the problem is - some of our images are too big for the blogger template and so the sidebar defaults to the bottom of the page. The easiest thing for us to fix it is to make the big images smaller - so once that's done we should be back to normal. Cheers to everyone who sent an email. x Gabe

29 November 2005

Help

Our sidebar seems to be slipping down the page when viewed in Explorer and neither Gabe or I can figure out why... Can anyone help and explain how to restore it? If so please email damien2020 AT gmail DOT com.

Thanks for your help!
Damien

Action

Gabe: So what are you going to do about Adam?

Damien: The only thing I can do

Damien: Offer to burn his clothes and buy him a whole new wardrobe

Gabe: Um, I wouldn't expect too many Christmas presents from Adam this year...

28 November 2005

Cutlery

Gabe: I could eat his arms with a knife and fork...

Fashion Sense


Damien: I'm worried about my friend Adam

Gabe: I didn't know you had any friends

Damien: I'm serious

Gabe: OK

Gabe: *Puts me on serious face*

Gabe: Tell me about Adam

Damien: See he's different than you or I

Damien: He's... well... he's...

Gabe: An albino? A vampire? An albino vampire?

Damien: No. He has no taste in clothes

Gabe: Whoa, that's serious

Damien: I know

Gabe: What with your keen fashion sense...

Damien: Totally. And I'm worried that if he keeps wearing those puce cutoffs, I won't want to be seen with him anymore

Gabe: Maybe you could break it to him gently

Damien: Bit late for that. I just hit "send"

Gabe: Oh well, I'm sure he'll appreciate your honesty

Damien: I'm not sure. The title of the email is "Your clothes make me want to hurl"

27 November 2005

'Ceps

Gabe: Crikey
Gabe: He's not your usual type
Damien: I know, but I was strangly attracted to him
Damien: I've nicknamed him 'Ceps
Gabe: I bet he has hips like a nail gun

Jon Passavant


Damien: Jon Passavant was totally checking you out last night

26 November 2005

Weekend

Gabe: I love Saturday
Gabe: It's the only day Mum leaves me alone
Gabe: She's too busy doing my washing to really annoy me
Damien: If I was your mother, a would whip your lazy ass

25 November 2005

Stuffed

Damien: Man, I am still stuffed like this guy's briefs

Hug

Gabe: There was this guy crying in the showers at my gym last night
Gabe: I didn't know what to do
Gabe: It's a bit difficult to ask someone if they're ok and give them a hug with your wotsit hanging out

Gabe: It was really weird
Gabe: I hope he's alright now

24 November 2005

The Casting Couch: Mark

Damien: Can I do this one?
Gabe: Sure, go ahead
Damien: Mark is 25. Oh, and he's single
Gabe: There's a guy at my Uni who looks a bit like him

Damien: Nipples!
Gabe: They're staring at me!!!
Damien: He's pretty cute actually. His bio says he wants to become a model, everyone tells him he should on "regular occassions"

Gabe: My Mum tells me on "regular occasions" to turn off the computer and get some fresh air...

Thanksgiving

Damein: I know what I'm thankful for...

23 November 2005

Blond Guy, um, Wednesday



Damien: We totally forgot about Blond Guy Tuesday

Damien: We might be pretty

Damien: But we're not very smart

Snoring

Gabe: Time zones are weird

Gabe: I've been up for hours (well one hour)

Gabe: And Damien is still in bed

Gabe: I bet he's snoring right now

22 November 2005

Kisser

Damien: Are you a good kisser?

Gabe: I guess so

Gabe: My cousin never complained

Damien: Eeeeeew!!!

21 November 2005

Brandon Routh

Damien: Brandon Routh. Mansicle.

Outrageous

Damien: I have never had a proper boyfriend

Damien: Isn't that the most outrageous thing you ever heard??

Damien: Promise me if we both get to 25 without a boyfriend we'll get a gay union thingy together

Gabe: I'm not promising you anything

Damien: I'll wear a indian silk veil and the bridesmaid's dresses will be buttercup with a nice lace hem

19 November 2005

Photograph


Gabe: I don't take a very good photo

Gabe: I always look so blah

Damien: Just use this technique

Damien: Tilt your head

Damien: Turn your shoulders

Damien: Suck in your cheeks

Damien: And imagine the camera is Paul Walker with a semi

Gabe: How does that help?

Damien: Believe me, it just does

Gabe: I think in future I'll wear a burka instead

Damien: Yeah, you should do that all the time, not just for photos

Damien: ha ha ha ha haha

Gabe: Pickle Kisser!!!

18 November 2005

Linky Love

Damien: There's been a lot of linky love round here lately
Damien: Thanks to all our peeps
Damien: And now here's something you haven't seen in a while
Damien: A smiling male model!!
Gabe: Boy, he has abs you could wash your socks on

Hard

Damien: It's so hard being young
Damien: You have no money, no respect
Damien: Sometimes I just want to give up
Gabe: On being young?
Damien: Yeah
Gabe: So you'd rather be old would you?

Damien: Maybe it's just hard being me

17 November 2005

The Casting Couch: Nathan

Gabe: Nathan is 25 and plays a number of sports
Damien: I hate his suit. You should never do up the jacket. And hands in pockets? Next!

Gabe: He has black hair and green eyes
Damien: Is he really pointing the gun like that? So Reservoir Dogs nineties. Actually his whole look is tres 1996 - Bevery Hills 90210. But with a gun.

Gabe: He's 178 cm / 5ft 10in
Damien: oh yeah! Take it off!!!

Damien: I like his legs!!

Gabe: "I would describe my personality to be very motivated to succeed, open minded, easy to get on with, caring and very loyal."
Damien: Why did he put his pants back on? Did I say he could do that? Next!

Poet

Damien: I think I might be a secret poet

Damien: I'm always thinking up these great lines

Gabe: Like what?

Damien: Butter, butter is so yellow, and into it the dwarf did fell - oh!

Damien: They sound much better in my head actually

Gabe: I think you should stay a secret poet

16 November 2005

Accent

Damien: How's your hangover?

Gabe: Better

Gabe: I still feel groggy though

Damien: Groggy

Damien: I feel groggy!

Damien: Groggy, groggy

Damien: You can't hear it but I'm speaking with a British accent

Gabe: Well done

Gabe: I'm sure Dick Van Dyke would be proud

Sledgehammers

Gabe: I drank way too much red wine last night

Gabe: My head feels like is being excavated by tiny brain moles

Gabe: Tiny brain moles with sledgehammers

Gabe: ugh

15 November 2005

Blonde Guy Tuesday

Damien: I'm a little scared of blonde guys
Damien: For some reason I always think they're better than me

Gift wrapped

Gabe: Now you know what to get me for Christmas...

14 November 2005

Bulge

Gabe: What do you call a whole lot of male models?
Gabe: A flock?
Gabe: A herd?
Damien: A bulge
Gabe: As in "a bulge of male models just entered the room"?
Damien: Exactly

10 November 2005

Kangaroo

Damien: Do you think kangaroos really exist?

Gabe: What? Of course they do

Damien: But how can you know for certain if you've never seen one?

Damien: Maybe Kangaroos are a scam?

Damien: Maybe they want you to believe in kangaroos?

Gabe: But I have seen one

Gabe: I've seen two in fact, at the London zoo

Damien: You're always trying to spoil my theories

Ribcage

Damien: I think I've bruised my ribcage

Damien: Can that happen?

Gabe: Sure. How'd you do it?

Damien: This woman tripped up in the parking lot and threw all her groceries in the air

Gabe: Did something hit you?

Damien: No, no, I just laughed so hard I almost puked!!!!!!

Gabe: Such the humanitarian

Cereal Killer

Gabe: My cocoa pops formed an arrow at the bottom of my bowl this morning

Damien: Freaky!!!

Damien: Where was it pointing??

Gabe: Out the door

Damien: That's crazy mofo!!

Gabe: Not really

Gabe: I think my Mother did it while I was in the loo

Gabe: I guess I should really start looking for a flat before she starts putting crushed glass in my cornflakes

More Leandro Becker

Gabe: Leandro Becker owes me a piggy back ride

Boiler

Damien: I think my boilers broken

Gabe: Why's that?

Damien: It doesn't work

Gabe: Oh

The Life

Damien: What does the Queen do in your country?

Gabe: Not much

Gabe: Wears tiaras

Gabe: Walks her corgis

Damien: Man, that's the life!!!


Damien: So what's a "corgis" again?

09 November 2005

Gavin Henson


Gabe: Gavin Henson can pass me a long shot any day
Damien: What, is he like an actor?
Gabe: He's a Welsh rugby player
Damien: Oh
Damien: I guess someone has to be