Gabe: I didn't know you had any friends
Damien: I'm serious
Gabe: *Puts me on serious face*
Gabe: Tell me about Adam
Damien: See he's different than you or I
Damien: He's... well... he's...
Gabe: An albino? A vampire? An albino vampire?
Damien: No. He has no taste in clothes
Gabe: Whoa, that's serious
Damien: I know
Gabe: What with your keen fashion sense...
Damien: Totally. And I'm worried that if he keeps wearing those puce cutoffs, I won't want to be seen with him anymore
Gabe: Maybe you could break it to him gently
Damien: Bit late for that. I just hit "send"
Gabe: Oh well, I'm sure he'll appreciate your honesty
Damien: I'm not sure. The title of the email is "Your clothes make me want to hurl"