14 November 2005

Bulge

Gabe: What do you call a whole lot of male models?
Gabe: A flock?
Gabe: A herd?
Damien: A bulge
Gabe: As in "a bulge of male models just entered the room"?
Damien: Exactly

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is heroin-chic back? God help us all. These boys are emaciated. Gross.

pathologicaloptimist said...

underfed male models never went away, really. and btw, i don't think any of these guys look nicole richie skinny. in other words, i wouldn't kick them out of bed!

Anonymous said...

Those boys look skinny but really they're average. You're just used to looking at Americans who are overweight.

Anonymous said...

lol that's funny. yah to me none of them look all that great...and these are real paid models? hmm. look more normal, greasy, or pasty than anything else worth noting. OK selvaged denim is cool but the one dude's huge crotch/thigh hole is just dorky. so that's what you do to stand out when facial hair just won't do. um o k

Anonymous said...

Oh . everyone's a critic.

I think the one at the back left of the one in the center is umptously dreamy.

Chad said...

Um, guys I don't think these are male models. I think they are the leftovers from happy hour at Numbers in West Hollywood.

Otto said...

I'm not a critic-but I am gay (Okay, same thing), but I must agree that these guys are average. Have you ever gone out? Even when I travel to say Atlanta, you can't swing a 'dead cat' and not hit twenty better looking boys than that picture.

Amopodex said...

Note to self: Must go to Atlanta someday.

I would get the baby oil out if any of those guys came around. But then I live in the Midlands!

Anonymous said...

i live in new york city and these "models" wouldn't even get a second glance there.

The Pretty Boys said...

Don’t be mean to the mm’s! It’s nearly winter, and look at them – they have only ripped jeans to wear and not nearly enough body oil to keep them warm!

NB: If any male models are cold and would like to stay at mine please email me immediately so I can warn my Mum we’re having guests.

G

Anonymous said...

Meow, hiss, meow, hiss!

And then wonder why you're single? Uggh. I live in NYC, and they are just fine.

They are just steroid deprived. This sounds like a great opportunity to create a charity for the Puff-'n-Stuff Steroid Fund. Deep deeply and remember to keep the cycle going!

Anonymous said...

Personally, they're fine looking guys. I've seen many professional models who are totally ugly. These guys, well, some of them, bow many of the pros out of the water.
S2k1

Anonymous said...

Luv that foreskin