Damien: I have a long week ahead of me
Damien: And I don't know what I'd do without Seth
Damien: He's so my rock
Damien: And sweet! Always buying me little gifts
Damien: But J*sus H Chr*st
Damien: If he continues to leave his coffee mugs on my white furnishings
Damien: We will have to have a SERIOUS discussion about the future of our relationship
Gabe: Hey hey
Damien: Oh it's you
Gabe: Anyway, I thought I was your fantasy boyfriend?
Damien: Quiet, Seth will hear you!!!!