Gabe: What time is it in Boulder?
Damien: Shut up, I don't live in Boulder
Gabe: What? Yes you do!
Damien: No way, I live in L.A.!!
Damien: I commute to write the blog in Boulder, but I live in Los Angeles
Gabe: You are so full of sh*t
Damien: Gabriel Winger, it's using that kind of language which keeps you single
Gabe: @ss Master!